Undead, underpaid, and running on absolutely nothing.
Featuring a dark, streetwise vampire illustration against the backdrop of a late-night convenience store, this design brings together gothic horror and the soul-crushing absurdity of everyday life. It's a little supernatural, a little cynical, and painfully relatable to anyone who's ever felt trapped between burnout and the next paycheck.
Because sometimes, immortality sounds great until you remember the cost of living.
No pulse. No prospects. Still clocking in.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Undead, underpaid, and running on absolutely nothing.
Featuring a dark, streetwise vampire illustration against the backdrop of a late-night convenience store, this design brings together gothic horror and the soul-crushing absurdity of everyday life. It's a little supernatural, a little cynical, and painfully relatable to anyone who's ever felt trapped between burnout and the next paycheck.
Because sometimes, immortality sounds great until you remember the cost of living.
No pulse. No prospects. Still clocking in.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
